Kanaya: Why I Am Kanaya: Not To Brag But The Obvious Must Simply Be Stated Kanaya: Right Rose?
Rose: …
Kanaya: Darling?
Karkat: YOUR MATESPRIT IS TRYING TO AVOID TELLING YOU YOUR FOOD FUCKING SUCKS Karkat: IT RUNS THE GAMUT BETWEEN BLAND AND FULL OF SO MANY SEASONINGS MY TASTE MUSCLE CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PUT IN MY GRUB HOLE
Kanaya: What Kanaya: Dont Be Ridiculous Kanaya: You All Love My Cooking! Kanaya: I Was The Primary Chef Throughout Our Session
Karkat: BUT NOT ON THE METEOR RIGHT DAVE
Dave: dude don’t drag me into this
Porrim: If I may interject
Kanaya: Please Do
Porrim: While I can’t claim to+ have been primarily in charge o+f co+o+king at any po+int in o+ur sessio+n, it had been po+litely revealed to+ me by o+ur very o+wn Vantas that the bit I did do+ and attempt to+ serve to+ o+thers was no+t… Porrim: Up to+ par, shall we say
Kankri: TW: murder, suicide, caste systems, poison, food, criticism I h9nestly th9ught y9u had finally let y9ur misdirected anger at y9ur assigned caste r9le get the best 9f y9u and were trying t9 p9is9n us in a s9rt 9f murder/suicide ritual
Karkat: WOW Karkat: AT LEAST I KNOW IF KANAYA IS TRYING TO KILL US SHE WILL JUST DO IT WITH HER LIPSTICK CHAINSAW
Porrim: … Porrim: Upo+n further research, it seems o+ur emergence as rainbo+w drinkers affected o+ur tastebuds. Any fo+o+d we co+o+k is virtually inedible to+ any no+rmal tro+ll, o+r, presumably, human
Latula: 3xc3pt for m3!!!
Porrim: Except fo+r dear Latula
Latula: b3c4us3 1 c4n’t sm3ll!!!!
Porrim: Because she can’t smell
Kanaya: I… See… Kanaya: Well I Wish I Would Have Been Informed Sooner As I Feel It May Have Saved Me Some Amount Of Embarrassment Kanaya: But The Question Still Stands Kanaya: Who Is The Best Cook?
i want to see kankri getting his boundaries RESPECTED. no hugging and no patting no matter how much you want to. in this house we respect ppl who dont wanna be touched
the undertale fandom did not create “let papyrus say fuck day” just for him to LOSE THE LET THEM SAY FUCK TOURNAMENT
REMINDER:
(Image ID: The picture of Dr. Manhattan blowing someone up edited so it’s Papyrus using the power of saying fuck to blow up the person labelled “People who treat Papyrus like a baby”. End ID)
Brand new Propaganda: In the most recent UT news letter there was an interview with Papyrus, in which he says this
(Image ID: Papyrus making a silly face and saying “WHAT THE — THAT WAS MAYONNAISE!? YOU SAID IT WAS "AWESOME SAUCE!”“ End ID.)
So anyways this came out and some people immediately deciphered this as a censored swear, but a bunch of other people are convinced this is either a pause or a self-interruption despite NEITHER of those being written this way by Toby before. Beyond that, he still HASN’T actually been allowed to say fuck. The dog has replaced his swear words with dashes.
explaining my special slime interest to someone is like umm so basically the tiny single cell aomebas secretly live in inside stuff in the forest eating whateber and decomposing things until they decide to congregate into a big multinucleate amoeba soup and move around as a hungry goopy mass of observable colourful pulsating slime until they turn into fruit bodies which look like tiny little fungust except theyre different and theyre so beautiful and effervescent and they know how to solve mazes . and guess what nobody even care them. do you care them .
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